eat a whole bowl of nuts

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Getting your face smushed into a bowl of nuts like it’s your last meal and you’re dying of embarrassment.

My cousin ate a whole bowl of nuts after I told him his haircut looked like a raccoon got into a paint fight.

She ate a whole bowl of nuts when her crush asked her to prom and she said no.

He ate a whole bowl of nuts after his mom caught him wearing her bra to school.

When you’re so grossed out you just take the whole bowl and shove it in your mouth like a feral animal.

I ate a whole bowl of nuts when my dad tried to feed me a plate of spaghetti and ketchup.

She ate a whole bowl of nuts after seeing her dog eat her homework.

He ate a whole bowl of nuts when his teacher called him a ‘fart in a suit’.

You’re so mad you just stuff the whole bowl in your mouth like it’s your enemy and you want to kill it.

He ate a whole bowl of nuts after his best friend said he was a ‘disgrace to the human race’.

She ate a whole bowl of nuts when her ex showed up at her birthday party with a new girlfriend.

I ate a whole bowl of nuts after my mom told me I was going to fail math forever.