eat a toad

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the polite way to say your face looks like a dead frog
My cousin's face after he failed math again. Eat a toad, buddy.
She said I looked like a toad after I yelled at the waiter. I said, 'You look like a fried toad.'
My dog ate a toad and then ran away. I said, 'You're welcome, you ugly frog.'
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a person who is so dumb they think toads are desserts
My neighbor thinks toads are a type of cake. Eat a toad, man.
My friend tried to feed a toad to his goldfish. I said, 'Eat a toad, you idiot.'
My mom said I was as dumb as a toad. I said, 'You're the toad.'
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