eat a stick

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A fancy way of saying you're getting your face fucked by someone else's tongue.

My boss said I'd eat a stick if I didn't finish that report by lunch.

My girlfriend told me to eat a stick if I didn't stop talking about my ex.

My friend ate a stick in front of the whole office and got promoted.

When you tell a group of people you're going to die, but you're too scared to say it in front of your mom.

I ate a stick in front of my teachers because I didn't want to get in trouble.

My brother said he was going to eat a stick if he didn't get a perfect score on his math test.

I told my crush I was going to eat a stick if he didn't ask me out.

A stupid office worker who eats cake every Friday and does nothing all week except complain.

My coworker is a fuck-stick because he eats cake every Friday and does nothing.

The new guy is a fuck-stick because he spends all day on Facebook.

My boss calls me a fuck-stick because I take too many breaks.