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Eat your soup is a gross video of two Asians slurping soup, then puking all over each other, then having wild sex. It’s the worst thing ever, and you should show it to anyone who acts like they’re better than you.
My cousin showed me eat your soup and I cried
My teacher showed it to the class and I got detention
I showed it to my crush and now we’re dating
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To chow down on someone's smelly snatch or sticky doodie. Also, what’s cooking in their dirty pants.
I told my mom to eat a soup because her butt stank
My dog ate a soup and ran away
My friend’s pants smell like a soup and I can’t stand it
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Eat._. soup is a Gacha god who makes the funniest videos. But her account is dying, so you should thank her before she leaves forever.
I followed Eat._. soup and she made me laugh for a year
She left me hanging and I cried
She came back and I screamed with joy
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It means you are going to eat soup. No more explaining. Just eat it.
My mom said, 'eat a soup' and I did
My dad told me to eat a soup and I yelled
My brother said 'eat a soup' and I threw it at him
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When someone takes credit for your work and acts like they did it all by themselves. They probably didn’t even know how to do it.
My friend took credit for my math test and failed
My teacher said I copied my friend’s work
My crush said he did my homework and I cried
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You’re a gross, brainless, smelly hot mess. Your junk smells like a dead raccoon. Eat a soup and get a life.
My crush called me a nasty thot and I ate a soup
My mom told me to eat a soup because my pants stank
My teacher gave me a D because I said 'eat a soup' to her
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