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Throwing salad on a man's butt hole and then licking it like it's the last piece of pizza

I saw him eat a man in the park and it was like a food fight but with butts.

My cousin ate a man at the family dinner and now he smells like a taco truck.

She ate a man in the middle of a Zoom call and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

Getting totally robbed and left with nothing but a broken spirit and a hole in your wallet

He got eaten by a man and now he’s broke and crying in the street.

My brother got eaten by a man and now he lives in a cardboard box.

She got eaten by a man and now she just stares at the ceiling all day.

When a man cooks for a woman and she eats it like it's the best thing ever and you know she's cheating on you and you dump her

My mom ate a man's food and now I know she’s cheating on my dad.

She ate a man’s burger and I dumped her right then and there.

He cooked her food and she ate it like it was gold and I knew she was a thief.

You take my shorts and eat them like they’re candy and I’m gonna punch you in the face

He ate my shorts and I kicked his ass in the hallway.

She took my shorts and ate them like they were chicken nuggets.

He ate my shorts and now I hate him more than my math teacher.

Like cooking a pig, you cook him, you eat him, and then you poop like a dragon

He cooked a man and then pooped like a dragon in the middle of the street.

She ate a man and then pooped like it was a concert.

They cooked a man and then the poop was louder than a car horn.

Telling someone to suck a dick and it’s like the worst thing you can say to a man

He told me to suck a dick and I almost cried.

She said suck a man and I walked out of the room.

He told me to suck a man and I just stared at him like he was a ghost.