eat a grape rape an ape

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a savage ritual where you smash your face into a fruit and scream at a monkey
My cousin ate a grape and yelled at a monkey like it owed him money.
At the party, I saw a guy eat a grape and throw a banana at an ape.
My mom said I’d be dead if I tried to eat a grape and scream at an ape.
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the only way to show you're tougher than a fruit and a primate
I ate a grape and yelled at an ape just to prove I’m the strongest.
My brother did the grape rape an ape thing to show off at school.
The guy at the gym ate a grape and screamed at an ape like it was a workout.
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a wild act that makes your face look like a fruit and your voice like a monkey
I ate a grape and yelled at an ape so loud my neighbors called the cops.
My friend did the grape rape an ape thing and got kicked out of the restaurant.
My dog ate a grape and howled at an ape like it was a horror movie.
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