Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to humiliate yourself by pretending you're getting punished for being a total failure.

I ate a fat dick because I failed my math test again.

He ate a fat dick after losing the bet and having to wear a chicken suit.

She ate a fat dick when her crush didn’t text her back.

2

A silly phrase for when someone acts like they're being tortured for no good reason.

I ate a fat dick in front of my whole class for no reason.

He ate a fat dick during lunch because he spilled his drink.

She ate a fat dick when she missed the bus and got to school late.

3

A stupid way to say you're getting punished for something you probably deserved.

I ate a fat dick for cheating on the test.

He ate a fat dick because he talked too much in class.

She ate a fat dick after eating the last piece of pizza.

4

A funny way to say you're pretending to be punished for being a total loser.

I ate a fat dick because I couldn’t solve the problem.

He ate a fat dick after losing the game and making a fool of himself.

She ate a fat dick when she tripped in front of everyone.

5

A ridiculous phrase people use when they're being made to look like a total idiot.

I ate a fat dick because I forgot my homework.

He ate a fat dick when he got caught eating in class.

She ate a fat dick after singing off-key in the talent show.

6

A dumb way to act like you're being tortured for something small.

I ate a fat dick because I spilled my juice.

He ate a fat dick after he tripped and fell.

She ate a fat dick when she got called out for talking too much.