Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so smitten with someone you want to lock them in a closet and feed them chocolate and profanity.

'I eat a face every time I see her in the hallway.'

'He eats a face so hard I think he'll pass out.'

'She eats a face like she's trying to steal my soul.'

2

A threat or a compliment depending on whether you're high on bath salts or just high on life.

'If you don't stop talking trash, I'll eat your face.'

'That guy just ate my face like it was a free pizza.'

'She said she'd eat my face if I didn't bring her coffee.'

3

When someone's so mad they look like they're about to spit out their soul and scream at you.

'He ate my face when I told him I was leaving him for his best friend.'

'She ate my face so hard I thought the ceiling was going to fall.'

'He ate my face like I had stolen his last donut.'

4

When someone's so hungry they think your face is a buffet and you're the main course.

'I eat a face every time I see her at the gym.'

'He looked at me like I was a buffet and he was a food critic.'

'She eats my face like I'm the last slice of pizza.'

5

When you get caught doing something you shouldn't and your eyes pop out like you’re trying to escape.

'He ate my face when I got caught eating his lunch.'

'She ate my face like I was a kid who stole her candy.'

'He ate my face so hard I think he'll eat my whole body next.'

6

When you stuff your face with so much food you're happy, sad, and maybe a little bit ashamed.

'I eat a face every time I get a pizza delivery.'

'He ate a face so hard he forgot his own name.'

'She eats a face like she's trying to stuff her whole life into her mouth.'

7

When you kiss someone so hard it feels like your tongue is trying to fight their tongue for dominance.

'They eat a face like it's a dance-off between their tongues.'

'He eats a face so hard I think he'll win the war.'

'She eats my face like she's trying to steal my soul and my breath.'