eat a dong

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A way to tell someone they’re a huge piece of garbage and to go away, but with a bit more attitude and a lot more swear words. It’s like telling a smelly sock to shut up.
I eat a dong because you’re the worst at video games ever.
Eat a dong, you’re the reason I failed math.
Eat a dong, I’ve had enough of your dumb jokes.
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A loud and angry way to say someone is a complete loser and to leave you alone. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and you’re too mad to care.
Eat a dong, you’re the worst friend ever.
Eat a dong, I’m done with your bad decisions.
Eat a dong, I’m not even mad anymore.
3
A very rude way to tell someone they’re an idiot and to go away. It’s like telling a broken toaster to stop making toast.
Eat a dong, you’re the worst at this game.
Eat a dong, you’re the reason I’m late.
Eat a dong, I can’t stand you anymore.
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