eat a dick and die

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This insult says you吞 a whole cock and then keel over dead like a fat kid after a candy bar. It’s like being a cannibal but for dicks and you’re the loser.
My ex said this to me when I dated her brother.
My cousin used it on my uncle after he stole his lunch.
My friend called my teacher this after he failed everyone.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You吞 a cock so hard you pass out and die. It’s like being eaten alive by a cock and then getting a death sentence.
My mom said this to my dad after he cheated on her.
My brother used this on my friend after he stole his phone.
My teacher called my class this after we messed up the test.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You吞 a cock and then drop dead. It’s like a cock ate you and you were too weak to fight back.
My dad called my uncle this after he got fired.
My friend said it to my teacher after he gave us extra homework.
My brother used it on my cousin after he took his bike.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You吞 a whole cock and then die like a broken toy. It’s the worst kind of death for a cock lover.
My mom used this on my dad after he yelled at her.
My friend said it to my teacher after he gave us a pop quiz.
My cousin used it on my uncle after he stole his snacks.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You吞 a cock and then keel over dead. It’s like being the first person to ever get eaten by a cock.
My brother used this on my friend after he stole his lunch.
My teacher said it to my class after we messed up the test.
My dad used it on my uncle after he cheated on my mom.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You吞 a cock and then drop dead like a sack of bricks. It’s the most brutal death for a cock lover.
My friend said this to my teacher after he gave us extra homework.
My mom used it on my dad after he yelled at her.
My cousin used it on my uncle after he stole his snacks.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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