Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to have sex so hard you wish you had a cup to catch all the mess.

My cousin ate a cup after the party. The neighbors heard everything.

He said he ate a cup in the library. I don't believe him.

She texted me: 'I ate a cup in the grocery store. I'm never eating cereal again.'

2

when you have sex so fast you don't even get a chance to grab a snack.

They ate a cup in the car. The driver almost crashed.

My mom said she ate a cup in the kitchen. The dog got in on it.

He DM'd me: 'I ate a cup in the breakroom. I'm fired.'

3

having sex like it's a free cup of coffee at the gas station.

They ate a cup at the gas station. The attendants knew what was happening.

She said she ate a cup in the mall. The security cameras saw it.

He texted me: 'I ate a cup in the grocery store. I'm out of milk.'

4

when you have sex so bad it's like you're eating a cup of moldy soup.

They ate a cup in the park. People started walking away.

He said he ate a cup in the theater. The movie was ruined.

She told me: 'I ate a cup in the car. I'm never riding with him again.'

5

to have sex like you're being paid to do it by a cup of noodles.

They ate a cup in the restaurant. The waiter didn't say anything.

He said he ate a cup in the gym. The weights were involved.

She told me: 'I ate a cup in the kitchen. The dog was watching.'

6

when you have sex so much it's like you're eating a cup every day.

They ate a cup in the morning. The neighbors heard it.

He said he ate a cup in the afternoon. His boss didn't like it.

She texted me: 'I ate a cup in the evening. I'm tired.'