eat a cow

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When someone is so mad they think they could eat a cow and still have room for a burger. It’s like being that kid who broke the lunch table and then kicked it.
My mom just said, 'Eat a cow, you little greasy meatball!' after I threw my brother’s shoes at her head.
My dad yelled, 'Eat a cow!' when the pizza guy left the wrong toppings on my slice.
My friend said, 'Eat a cow, Karen!' after Karen spilled soda on his homework.
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A stupid war chant from Shiny’s Earthworm Jim. It’s like screaming at your enemy before you punch them in the face.
Shiny yelled, 'Eat a cow!' before he tackled the robot in the game.
My friend screamed, 'Eat a cow!' at the guy who cut in line at the pizza shop.
In the game, Earthworm Jim said, 'Eat a cow!' before he launched a giant laser at the alien.
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