eat a bullet

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1
To put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out because you’re too dumb to live.
Bro just ate a bullet after losing the final round of Mario Kart.
My cousin ate a bullet after his ex said he was ugly.
That kid ate a bullet after failing math again.
2
When you decide to die instead of facing life.
He ate a bullet because his mom yelled at him.
She ate a bullet after her dog ate her homework.
He ate a bullet after he got a D on his report card.
3
When you tell someone to go to hell and then you go to hell.
You just told me to go fuck off, so I ate a bullet.
He told me to go fuck off, so I shot myself.
I told my brother to go fuck off, and he ate a bullet.
4
When you bullet someone in a game and they still keep fighting like they're not dead.
I shot him 10 times and he still ran at me like a maniac.
I had 1 health and he shot me 20 times and I still kept fighting.
He had 3 bullets and I had 1 health and I still refused to die.
5
When you think you’re killing someone, but they’re just not dead yet.
I shot him 20 times and he still ran at me like I wasn’t there.
I had 1 bullet and I shot him 5 times and he still survived.
I shot him with all my bullets and he still had 3 health.
6
When you think someone is getting killed, but they’re just not getting hit.
I thought I killed him, but he had 100 health.
I shot him 10 times and he had 99 health.
I thought I killed him, but he was just standing there.
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