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A super rude way of telling someone to leave you alone and go do something else. It’s like telling them to go eat a brick and then throw it at a goat.
Hey man, I’m trying to text my ex, so eat a brick.
You’re louder than my mom at a family reunion. Eat a brick.
Don’t even start, just eat a brick.
2
Saying someone is full of nonsense. It’s like telling them their brain is made of bricks and they should go eat one.
Your story is worse than my math test. Eat a brick.
You just said the dumbest thing ever. Eat a brick.
That’s not a plan, that’s a brick. Eat a brick.
3
A loud and aggressive way of telling someone to shut up and go away. It’s like telling them to go eat a brick and then punch a wall.
You’re louder than my dog’s bark. Eat a brick.
I swear I’ll eat a brick if you don’t stop talking.
Go eat a brick and come back when you’re not a loudmouth.
4
A way of saying you’re mad and you don’t want to talk to them anymore. It’s like telling them to go eat a brick and then sit in a dumpster.
I’m not talking to you anymore. Eat a brick.
You just insulted my cat. Eat a brick.
I’m ignoring you. Go eat a brick.
5
A sneaky way of telling someone to die. It’s like saying they should go eat a brick and then be buried under it.
I wish you were dead. Eat a brick.
Go eat a brick and never come back.
You’re so annoying I wish you were dead. Eat a brick.
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