Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you’re so dumb you’d try to eat a box of rocks just to prove how dumb you are

You’re so dumb you’d eat a box of rocks just to show off

Why would you eat rocks? You’re a rock-eating idiot

You’re not just stupid, you’re rock-eating stupid

2

you’re so clueless you’d think a box of rocks was a snack

You thought a box of rocks was a snack, nice try, dummy

You tried to eat rocks like they were chips

You’re so clueless you eat rocks for fun

3

you're so brainless you'd eat rocks just to make yourself feel better

You ate rocks to feel better, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen

You're so brainless you eat rocks like they're candy

You eat rocks because your brain is gone

4

you're so stupid you'd eat rocks and not even realize it was a joke

You ate rocks and thought it was a joke, you're the joke

You ate rocks like it was a real meal, total joke

You tried to eat rocks and didn’t even know it was a prank

5

you're so dumb you'd eat a box of rocks just to be the first one to do it

You ate rocks just to be the first, you're the dumbest

You ate a box of rocks to be first, that’s dumb

You’re so dumb you eat rocks to be first

6

you're so idiotic you'd eat rocks and call it a lifestyle

You eat rocks for breakfast, that’s a lifestyle

You're so idiotic you call eating rocks a lifestyle

You eat rocks every day, it's your lifestyle