Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take a big bite of a guy’s junk and you don’t even bother chewing.

Bro just called me a fag. I said, 'Eat a bowl.'

My mom told me to clean my room. I said, 'Eat a bowl.'

My teacher gave me detention. I said, 'Eat a bowl.'

2

The worst thing you can ever do to someone, like giving them a wedgie from hell.

He talked trash about me. I told him to eat a bowl.

She cut in front of me in line. I told her to eat a bowl.

My dog ate my homework. I told him to eat a bowl.

3

Putting a mountain of junk in your mouth and making you swallow it all, like it’s your last meal.

He made fun of my hair. I told him to eat a whole bowl.

She laughed at my math test. I told her to eat a whole bowl.

My brother stole my snacks. I told him to eat a whole bowl.

4

When you tell someone to get lost and then give them a giant middle finger.

He kept bugging me. I told him to eat a bowl and walked away.

She kept talking trash. I said, 'Eat a bowl, and go cry somewhere else.'

My friend didn’t show up. I said, 'Eat a bowl and stay gone.'

5

When someone gets so annoying, you just want to scream and throw them out the window.

He kept texting me. I told him to eat a bowl.

She kept making fun of me. I told her to eat a bowl.

My neighbor yelled at me. I told him to eat a bowl.

6

When a guy’s junk gets sucked by another guy while his grandma makes cookies and doesn’t even care.

My dad’s friend got sucked by a guy. His grandma was baking cookies.

My uncle got sucked by a guy. His grandma was making brownies.

My cousin got sucked by a guy. His grandma was taking a nap.

7

The most extreme insult, shouted in all caps, from the guy who started it all in a video game.

He called me a noob. I said, 'EAT A BOWL.'

She said I was bad at the game. I said, 'EAT A BOWL.'

My friend lost the game. I said, 'EAT A BOWL.'