eat a bedframe

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A way to tell someone they’re so bad they might as well be eating a rusty bedframe that smells like old pizza and regret.

You lost the game. Eat a bedframe.

Your math test was worse than my uncle’s beard. Eat a bedframe.

You just called my mom fat. Eat a bedframe.

A serious threat that means you’re so ugly you could eat a bedframe and still look better.

Your face is a crime. Eat a bedframe.

You’re like my cousin’s ex. Eat a bedframe.

You just said my sandwich was bad. Eat a bedframe.

A way to say someone is so stupid they might as well be chewing on a bedframe that’s been in a landfill for 10 years.

You failed the spelling test. Eat a bedframe.

You just called my dog fat. Eat a bedframe.

You’re like my neighbor’s cat. Eat a bedframe.

A fancy way to say someone is so annoying they should be forced to eat a bedframe and then cry about it.

You just said my joke was bad. Eat a bedframe.

You’re like my brother’s friend. Eat a bedframe.

You’re so loud I heard you in the next town. Eat a bedframe.

A way to tell someone they’re so bad they could eat a bedframe and it would taste like victory.

You lost the race. Eat a bedframe.

Your singing is like my aunt’s voice. Eat a bedframe.

You just said my dog was ugly. Eat a bedframe.