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When your mouth is full of stupid words, you can't talk anymore. So you shut the hell up and take a bite of a bag of dicks.
My coworker talked nonstop for an hour. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
My mom said I was messy. I told her to eat a bag of dick.
My dog barked at me for 10 minutes. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You yell this when someone is so dumb it feels like you need to eat a whole bag of dicks. People usually yell it back at you in a never-ending argument.
My friend said I was ugly. I yelled, 'Eat a bag of dick!' He yelled it back at me.
My boss said I was lazy. I told him to eat a bag of dick. He said it back.
My sister called me a nerd. I said, 'Eat a bag of dick!' and she said it back.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You say this to your boss, your friend, or your coworker when they really piss you off.
My boss yelled at me. I said, 'Eat a bag of dick!' to him.
My coworker stole my lunch. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
My friend said I was bad at video games. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You say this when you think someone is totally wrong or when they say something really stupid.
My friend said the sky was green. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
My brother said I was the worst. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
My teacher said I was lazy. I told her to eat a bag of dick.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You say this when you're eating a lot of fries and burgers from Dicks. In Seattle, it's actually a food suggestion.
I had five fries and one burger. I said, 'Eat a bag of dick!' to my friend.
In Seattle, eating a bag of dick is just lunch.
My friend said I was full. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You say this when someone is so dumb they should eat a whole bag of dicks. You also say it when someone is so smart they should eat a whole bag of dicks too.
My teacher said I was smart. I said, 'Eat a bag of dick!' to her.
My friend said I was stupid. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
My boss said I was good. I said, 'Eat a bag of dick!' to him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You say this to tell someone to go away in Seattle because there are a lot of Dicks burgers and everyone knows them.
My friend was annoying. I told him to eat a bag of dick.
My boss yelled at me. I said, 'Eat a bag of dick!' to him.
My mom said I was messy. I told her to eat a bag of dick.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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