Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst thing you can say to someone. It means you wish they had to swallow a whole bag of dicks, and it’s so gross it makes you want to throw up.

My teacher said, 'Eat a bag,' after I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My brother yelled, 'Eat a bag!' when I ate his lunch.

I told my crush, 'Eat a bag,' when he asked me out and I was mad.

2

It’s like saying someone has to swallow a bag of severed penises, or a bag of butt stuff, or even a bag of used socks from a landfill.

My friend said, 'Eat a bag,' when I spilled my soda on his shirt.

My mom said, 'Eat a bag!' when I got a D on my math test.

My dad said, 'Eat a bag!' when I asked for a third slice of pizza.

3

You say this when you’re so shocked or annoyed that you just want to scream and maybe throw a bag of dicks at someone.

My friend said, 'Eat a bag!' when I told her I failed the test.

My brother yelled, 'Eat a bag!' when I told him I got his pants stuck in the toilet.

I said, 'Eat a bag!' when my dog ate my homework.

4

You say it when you're so angry that you could punch someone and then eat a bag of dicks just to make it worse.

My boss said, 'Eat a bag!' when I showed up late for work again.

My friend said, 'Eat a bag!' when I broke his phone.

I said, 'Eat a bag!' when my crush asked me out and I was mad.

5

You say this when you want someone to shut up so bad that you imagine them swallowing a bag full of gross stuff and it’s the best thing ever.

My teacher said, 'Eat a bag!' when I talked the whole class out of math.

My mom said, 'Eat a bag!' when I kept arguing with my brother.

I said, 'Eat a bag!' when my friend kept talking during the movie.

6

You say it when you’re mad at someone at work or school, and you want them to feel the same pain you do.

My coworker said, 'Eat a bag!' when I took his coffee.

My friend said, 'Eat a bag!' when I took his lunch.

I said, 'Eat a bag!' when my boss gave me extra work.

7

You say it when you don’t like someone or something, and you just want them to vanish, or at least swallow a bag of gross stuff.

My teacher said, 'Eat a bag!' when I told her I was going to fail the class.

My mom said, 'Eat a bag!' when I told her I was moving out.

I said, 'Eat a bag!' when my crush asked me out and I was mad.