easytime

I skipped work to eat pizza and watch cat videos

She got promoted but still shows up in pajamas

He texted me 'I’m not coming to the party' and then posted a selfie at the bar

He got fired but is still messaging every barista

She ignored her mom’s texts to reply to a guy on Tinder

He missed his flight just to flirt with the gate agent

He agreed to paint the house, then showed up with a sponge

She said she’d help but just texted memes the whole time

He promised to clean his room, then moved into the closet