easySweat

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The sweat you drip when you're too lazy to even walk to the gate and you’re stuck on an easyjet flight like a f***ing prisoner.

I took an easyjet flight and my shirt looked like a wet sock.

I was too lazy to move and my sweat soaked my pants.

I was on easyjet and my sweat was so bad, the seat was crying.

The sweat that comes out when you're so tired you think easyjet is a bed you can sleep in.

I took easyjet and I was too tired to even stand up.

I was on easyjet and I fell asleep and my sweat made the seat sticky.

I thought easyjet was a nap and I woke up with my face in my shirt.

The sweat you get when you're so stressed about your life that even easyjet feels like a punishment.

I took easyjet and I was so stressed my sweat was like a mini waterfall.

I was on easyjet and my stress made me sweat like I was in a sauna.

Easyjet was my punishment and my sweat was my jail sentence.