easyoos

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1
A stupid word people say right before kicking someone's crotch when they least expect it.
'Easyoos!' he yelled as he kicked my crotch during the final round of the spelling bee.
She said 'easyoos' and then slammed my crotch with a backpack.
He shouted 'easyoos' and I got a face full of crotch and a broken nose.
2
Something you yell when you're about to hit someone's nuts with no warning.
He yelled 'easyoos' and then hit me with a soccer ball to the nuts.
I said 'easyoos' and then dropped a watermelon on his crotch.
She screamed 'easyoos' before I launched a firecracker at her crotch.
3
A dumb thing to say right before you give someone the worst crotch attack they've ever had.
'Easyoos!' he said, and I got a crotch attack so hard I fainted.
She said 'easyoos' and I got hit with a giant hammer to the crotch.
He yelled 'easyoos' and then I got poked in the crotch with a stick for ten minutes.
4
A silly word for when you're about to hit someone's crotch with no mercy.
He said 'easyoos' and then I got hit with a giant pillow to the crotch.
She screamed 'easyoos' and I got a crotch punch so hard I cried.
He yelled 'easyoos' and then I got poked with a giant pencil to the crotch.
5
A stupid thing to say before you hit someone's crotch with no warning and total shame.
'Easyoos!' he said and then I got hit with a backpack to the crotch.
She said 'easyoos' and then I got poked in the crotch with a fork.
He yelled 'easyoos' and I got hit with a soccer ball to the crotch.
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