easymy

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You're so relaxed you could probably sleep through a war

I was easymy during the final exam because I had already cheated on the study guide.

He was easymy during the fight because he had a snack in his pocket.

She was easymy during the breakup because she knew she'd get back with him later.

You're so comfortable you could fart in a church and nobody would care

I was easymy during the meeting because I had already taken over the company.

He was easymy during the interrogation because he had a lawyer in his pocket.

She was easymy during the argument because she had a backup plan.

You're so calm you could probably survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise

I was easymy during the job interview because I had already stolen the job.

He was easymy during the divorce because he had already moved out.

She was easymy during the test because she had already peeked at the answers.

You're so chill you could probably take a nap during a zombie apocalypse

I was easymy during the meeting because I had already taken over the company.

He was easymy during the fight because he had a pizza in his hand.

She was easymy during the argument because she knew she'd win.

You're so relaxed you could probably sit through a 3-hour lecture about toilet paper

I was easymy during the test because I had already copied the answers.

He was easymy during the interrogation because he had a snack and a plan.

She was easymy during the breakup because she knew she'd get back with him later.