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An easylife is someone who has never had a real problem in their whole life. They don’t know what stress is. They don’t know what hard work is. They just sit on their lazy ass while everyone else is trying to survive.
I got robbed today and my friend said, 'That’s not fair.' I said, 'You think that’s not fair? I eat three meals a day and I got a Netflix account.'
My cousin got a job at McDonald’s and my easylife cousin said, 'That’s not a real job.'
My easylife cousin got a flat tire and cried like a baby. I got a flat tire and I yelled at the tire.