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What your mom said when she saw your math test and your GPA.
My math test was a disaster and my GPA is worse than my ex's hair.
I got a 52% and my GPA is a 1.8. Mom, I’m embarrassed.
My GPA is so low, it’s making my mom cry and my brother laugh.
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When your teacher thinks you’re stupid but you’re just tired.
I didn’t fail the test. I just forgot to wake up.
I was so tired I thought the questions were in another language.
My teacher said I was lazy. I said I was just tired and maybe a little confused.
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When you’re so lazy you forget to breathe.
I was so lazy I forgot to breathe during the test.
I sat there like a statue, not even blinking.
I was so tired I could have slept through the end of the world.
4
When your brain is on vacation and your body is still in school.
My brain went to the Bahamas, but my body was stuck in math class.
I was thinking about pizza, not the math test.
My brain was in the mall. My body was in the classroom.
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When your brain is so full of nonsense it can’t even do basic math.
I was thinking about my dog’s bad hair day instead of the math problem.
My brain was full of memes and not numbers.
I was too busy planning my lunch break to do math.
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