easyHarmony

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A silly joke that makes fun of eHarmony. com for being nothing but a place to find people who just want to have sex and leave.

Hey babe, let's make this a 5-star review and then we can go home.

I matched with 10 people, but none of them wanted to talk. Just sent me a wink and disappeared.

This app is like dating, but with no feelings. Just a bunch of people looking for a quick lay.

When you log on to eHarmony and it's just a bunch of people looking to get laid, not actually trying to find love.

I matched with a guy who said, 'Hey, want to meet up? I’m not here for love, just for a good time.'

This girl said she was looking for a soulmate. Turns out she just wanted someone to take her out for pizza.

The guy I matched with said, 'I'm not here for a relationship. Just here to get my rocks off.'

A funny way to say that eHarmony is just a fancy way to find people who only want one-night stands.

I matched with someone who said, 'I’m not looking for a relationship. I’m looking for a good time.'

This guy had 50 matches, but he only sent 2 messages. Both were about getting drunk.

I told my friend I matched with someone, and he said, 'You’re not dating. You’re just looking for a quickie.'

When you use eHarmony and it feels like you're just scrolling through profiles to find someone who doesn’t want to talk. Just wants to get naked.

I matched with someone who said, 'Hey, let’s meet up. I promise it’ll be fun.' I showed up, and he said, 'We can talk later.'

This girl had a perfect profile. Then I matched with her, and she said, 'I’m not here to have a real conversation. Just here to flirt.'

The guy I matched with said, 'I don’t want to date. I just want to get my rocks off.'

A funny insult that says eHarmony is just a place for people who don’t want to put in any work. Just want to find someone to have sex with.

I matched with a guy who said, 'I don’t want to talk. I just want to have sex.'

This girl had a 10 out of 10 profile. Then she said, 'I’m not looking for love. I’m looking for a good time.'

The guy I matched with said, 'I’m not here to build a relationship. I’m here to get laid.'