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something so simple it makes your brain hurt trying to get someone else to do it
Why is my mom still mad about the pizza? I just had to microwave it for 30 seconds.
My brother said he'd do the dishes. Now he's arguing about what 'clean' means.
I told my dog to sit. He sat. Then he refused to stop sniffing my pants.
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a task that’s easy for you but so hard to explain why it’s not easy for them
I told my sister I could fix her phone. Now she’s crying because I used the word 'settings.'
My dad said he’d help me with my math. Now he’s asking if pi is a type of cake.
I just told my friend I could draw a cat. Now she’s questioning my life choices.
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something you can do in your sleep but trying to get someone else to do it feels like wrestling a bear
I told my brother to water my plants. Now he’s arguing with my cat about whose turn it is.
I asked my mom to make me breakfast. She said she'd do it, then asked what 'eggs' were.
I told my little cousin to tie my shoes. Now he's asking if I want them to be 'fancy' or 'normal.'
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a thing that's easy for you but getting someone else to do it feels like convincing a rock to dance
I told my dad to mow the lawn. Now he's asking if it's a 'formal event' or just 'regular mowing.'
I said I could clean my room. My mom said she'd help. Now she's asking what a 'bed' is.
I told my friend to help me with my homework. Now she's arguing about what 'math' even is.
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something you can do in under a minute but getting someone else to do it feels like getting a goat to speak Spanish
I told my brother to turn off the TV. Now he's asking if it's 'formal' or 'casual' turning.
I asked my mom to make me a sandwich. She said she'd do it, then asked what 'bread' was.
I told my dog to stop barking. Now he's arguing about whether 'quiet' is a valid emotion.
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