easygocarz

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We're a bunch of carsellers who don't know what they're doing but somehow make it look good.

I came in thinking I'd get a deal. I left with a car and a headache.

They sold me a car that looked like it had been hit by a truck.

I asked for a warranty. They said 'sure' and then left.

We're not fancy but we're not stupid either. We fix cars and sometimes we even remember your name.

They fixed my car and then forgot my name. I'm still annoyed.

I came in with a broken car. I left with a broken heart and a working car.

They said they'd remember my name. They didn't. I still know theirs.

We're a group of people who know cars better than your ex knows your habits.

They know more about my car than my ex knows about my life.

I told them my car was broken. They said it was a 'soul problem' and fixed it.

They fixed my car so well I almost forgot about my ex.

We're the people who work on your car while you're out getting coffee and then charge you for it.

I got coffee. They fixed my car. I paid for both. I'm not happy.

They worked on my car while I was gone. I came back to a bill and a headache.

I left for coffee. I came back to a fixed car and a surprised bill.

We're not fancy but we're good. We fix cars and sometimes we even fix your attitude.

They fixed my car and my attitude. I'm still confused.

I came in with a bad day. I left with a good car and a better mood.

They fixed my car and my attitude. I don't know which is better.

We're just a group of people who like cars and sometimes even like you.

They like cars and sometimes even like me. I'm not sure which is better.

They fixed my car and said they liked me. I'm confused.

I came in with a broken car. I left with a working car and a weird crush.