easyfication

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The act of turning something complicated into a pile of garbage you can understand.
My math teacher did the easyfication of algebra. Now I can count to 10 and cry.
She easyfied the instructions for the project. Now I just have to put glitter on a paper plate and call it art.
The easyfication of life happened when my mom brought me breakfast in bed. I didn’t even have to move.
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When you take something hard and make it so simple even your grandma can do it.
The easyfication of homework was done by my best friend. Now I just copy his answers and pretend I did it myself.
The teacher easyfied the test. I got 100% and my dog got 97% because he licked the answer sheet.
My brother easyfied my life by stealing my lunch money. Now I just have to eat cereal and be sad.
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The magic trick of taking something tough and making it so easy it feels like you were born doing it.
The easyfication of life happened when my mom signed me up for a class I didn’t have to go to.
He easyfied my life by giving me a million dollars. Now I just sit on the couch and eat pizza.
The easyfication of school happened when the principal canceled all the tests. I just got a C because I slept through class.
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