easydennys

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#breakfast bribe#morning mess#bacon and eggs

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A girl who's willing to sleep with you if you hand her a plate of bacon and eggs.
He asked for her number. She said, 'I'll give it to you if you bring me waffles.'
She let him in her house just so she could eat pancakes.
He said, 'I'll cook you breakfast.' She said, 'I'll give you what you want.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl who takes your pants off just so she can have toast.
He brought her toast. She took his pants off.
She said, 'I'll let you in if you feed me.'
He cooked. She fucked. No questions asked.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl who'll take your meat if you bring her a meal.
He brought her a burger. She took his shirt off.
She said, 'I'll eat your food if you let me eat your meat.'
He made her a sandwich. She made him a bed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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