easybake

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A pot so good it bakes your food like it's your best friend and you’re both on vacation.

I used my easybake and it cooked my pizza so good I thought I was in heaven.

My easybake made my chicken so tender I could’ve cried.

I used my easybake and my soup was so good my dog licked the pot clean.

A girl on DE1 who bakes like she’s in love and also likes to cover her man with blankets and let out a queef so strong it could knock a man out.

Easybake came in with a queef so strong I thought I was going to die.

She covered my head with blankets and queefed so hard I almost choked.

Easybake’s queef is like a surprise party for your nose.

A girl who traps her man under a blanket and lets out a queef so bad it smells like a landfill and a dead raccoon.

Easybake queefed so hard I had to leave the room and throw up.

She trapped me under the blanket and queefed like I’d stolen her last piece of pizza.

I inhaled her queef and I swear I could’ve died from the stench.

Kids who grow up with no parent who gives a damn and just let them fend for themselves like they’re the main ingredient in a cake.

Easybake generation kids are like the flour in a cake, they’re there but no one really notices them.

These kids are self-raised like self-raising flour, but they’re also kind of a mess.

They grew up without a parent who gave a damn, so they’re all kind of messed up.