Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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so big you look like a walking billboard, and people can spot you from a mile away

I walked into the mall and got 10 DMs in 5 minutes. I was that obvious.

My cousin’s dog is so chunky, the whole block knows his name.

My grandma’s face is so huge, she’s like a walking neon sign.

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so big you could be seen by a blind person with a broken telescope

My uncle’s so big, the pizza delivery guy knows his name before he answers the door.

That kid’s so chunky, the teacher gave him his own desk.

My mom’s so big, she blocked the entire hallway.

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so huge you look like a burger that got hit by a truck

My brother’s so big, the elevator groaned when he walked in.

That guy’s so chunky, the bus driver let him ride free.

My neighbor’s so big, the mailman just hands her the mail.

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so fat you could be seen by a squid in the deep sea

My aunt’s so big, the cat ran away from her.

That kid’s so chunky, the principal gave him a medal.

My dad’s so fat, he took up two parking spots.

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so big you look like a mountain that got hit by a meteor

My cousin’s so chunky, the gym gave him his own floor.

That man’s so big, the street light almost broke.

My grandma’s so fat, the doctor gave her a standing ovation.

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so big you look like a pizza that got stepped on by a dinosaur

My brother’s so chunky, the bus driver gave him a free soda.

That kid’s so big, the teacher gave him his own classroom.

My mom’s so fat, the fridge moved to avoid her.