Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So good you want to pick them first before someone else shits on them

That kid’s got a 4.0 GPA and a smile that could win a beauty pageant

I’m drafting him before the other team even knows he’s here

He’s like a snack you can’t resist

2

Like a burger that doesn’t fall apart and doesn’t make you cry

She’s the kind of person who shows up and makes you forget you’re even in a competition

You don’t even need to think about her, just pick her

She’s the calm before the storm

3

So good you feel bad for the person who gets picked after them

He’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star

I’m drafting him because I don’t want to be the one who misses out

He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like a failure just by existing

4

Like a pizza that doesn’t have extra cheese and doesn’t burn your mouth

She’s the kind of person who doesn’t need to be told what to do

You’re going to regret not picking her

She’s like a snack that’s also your best friend

5

So good you feel like you’re being cheated out of a free soda

He’s got the grades, the charm, and the confidence to back it up

I’m drafting him because he’s basically a perfect human

He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re not even in the same league

6

Like a movie that doesn’t have a 30-minute long monologue

She’s got the brains and the looks to back it up

You don’t even need to think, just pick her

She’s the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re not even in the race