Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a job so simple it makes your brain feel like it’s on vacation and your laziness is winning the championship.

This assignment is easier than stealing snacks from the lunch lady.

I finished it before my dog finished his breakfast.

It’s like doing math when you’re already rich.

2

a task so basic it’s like watching paint dry, but with more bragging rights.

This was easier than convincing my mom I didn’t eat my sister’s homework.

I did it while my brother was still trying to figure out how to tie his shoes.

It’s like being the best at something when you’re barely trying.

3

a chore so simple it’s like telling a toddler to stop crying and pick a side.

I did this before my neighbor finished his coffee.

It was easier than getting my little brother to stop screaming.

It’s like being the king of the mountain when the mountain is a pile of dirt.

4

a task so simple it’s like telling a chicken to stop being a chicken.

This was easier than convincing my dog to stop barking at the mailman.

I did it before my sister even woke up.

It’s like winning a race when you’re already in first place.

5

a task that’s so simple it makes your brain go to sleep and your laziness go to college.

This was easier than getting my dad to stop yelling at the TV.

I did it while my brother was still trying to figure out what time it was.

It’s like being the best at something when you barely showed up.

6

a job that’s so simple it’s like telling a baby to stop crying and then giving them a cookie.

This was easier than convincing my mom I didn’t eat my brother’s sandwich.

I did it before my dog even finished his walk.

It’s like being the top of the class when the class is just you and your pencil.