easy squeezer

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An easy squeezer is a butt that gets squished like a rotten tomato at a fight
My cousin's butt is an easy squeezer. I squeezed it so hard, it made a noise like a fart in a jar.
That guy’s butt is an easy squeezer. I could probably live in it.
I’m telling you, my grandma’s butt is an easy squeezer. I’ve squeezed it so much, it’s got a life of its own.
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An easy squeezer is a bottom so soft, it could be mistaken for a pillow that hates you
My brother’s butt is an easy squeezer. I sat on it once, and it screamed in my ear.
That girl’s butt is an easy squeezer. I could probably punch it and it’d just sigh.
My teacher’s butt is an easy squeezer. I squeezed it during lunch, and she gave me a detention.
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An easy squeezer is a bottom that gets squished like a pancake at a breakfast party
My dog’s butt is an easy squeezer. I squeezed it and it ran away like it had a death wish.
My dad’s butt is an easy squeezer. I squeezed it so hard, it got a tattoo of my face.
My friend’s butt is an easy squeezer. I squeezed it once, and now it’s famous on TikTok.
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