easy smash

'He asked me out and I said yes before he finished talking.'

'She was already texting me her bra size by the time we sat down.'

'I didn’t even know what a date was and she was already getting ready to take me home.'

'He thought he was the one flirting. Nope. She was just waiting for him to say yes.'

'She called me 10 times before I even got out of the shower.'

'He asked if she wanted to go to the movies. She asked if he wanted to go to her bedroom.'