Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so clueless they let you do anything you want without even blinking. Like they're paid to be your personal meat puppet.

I walked in and he was already half-hard. I didn't even have to whisper.

She let me eat her sandwich. That's how easy she is.

He let me use his phone to text his ex. No questions asked.

2

Someone who thinks you’re doing them a favor when you actually use them for your own sick pleasure.

He let me take his lunch. I didn’t even have to ask.

She let me borrow her sweater. I wore it to the prom.

He let me use his toothbrush. I didn’t even say thanks.

3

A human version of a doorknob, open, ready, and always available for whatever you throw at them.

She let me use her computer. I didn’t even log in.

He let me take his spot in line. No fight, no drama.

She let me eat her pizza. I didn’t even say please.

4

A person who's so desperate for attention they'll let you do anything, even if it's gross.

He let me use his face as a napkin. No complaints.

She let me use her hair as a rope. No questions.

He let me use his mouth to drink soda. No gagging.

5

Someone who’s so lazy they let you do all the work while they just sit there like a brick.

She let me do all the talking. She just nodded.

He let me do all the lifting. He just sat there.

She let me do all the thinking. She just stared.

6

A person who’s so stupid they think you’re the best thing since sliced bread, even when you’re just a mess.

He let me use his face for a painting. No complaints.

She let me use her body for a couch. No questions.

He let me use his brain for a pillow. No headaches.