easy sister

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Your best friend's sister is the one you can bang without even asking.

You text her: 'Hey, wanna come over?' She texts back: 'Sure, I'm free.'

You see her at the mall and she winks at you like she's already planning your next move.

She says, 'I'm easy, not stupid.' You say, 'I know.'

Your sister is a kiss machine. She gives them out like candy.

She kissed the mailman and then asked for his number.

At the party, she kissed three guys in ten minutes.

She said, 'I don’t need a reason to kiss someone.'

An easy sister is a girl who treats kisses like they're free pizza.

She kissed her teacher for a better grade.

She kissed her brother just to shut him up.

She said, 'Kisses are just snacks. I want dessert.'