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a cheese so weak it cries when you look at it and smells like your uncle’s socks
My mom bought this cheese and it’s the worst
This cheese is so bad it made my dog barf
I tried this cheese and it’s like eating a bad memory
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the cheese that comes in a box and is so basic it doesn’t even know it’s famous
This cheese is like the class clown who never gets the joke
I eat this cheese and feel like I’m eating regret
This cheese is so basic it’s like my cousin’s playlist
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a cheese that’s so soft it’s like your ex’s heart and tastes like old pizza
This cheese is like my ex on a Monday
I put this cheese on my sandwich and it was like eating a broken promise
This cheese is so bad it’s like my math test
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