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Don't speed in your truck or you'll dump your parsnip soup all over your grandma’s shoes.

My cousin drove like a maniac and spilled soup on my grandma’s favorite shoes.

I had to clean up parsnip soup from the floor because my brother drove too fast.

My parsnip soup looked like it was murdered because I hit a pothole at 60.

If you go too fast in your truck, you’ll turn your parsnip soup into a mess and make your mom cry.

I made my mom cry with parsnip soup all over the kitchen floor.

My soup turned into a splatter painting because I was too fast.

My mom said I was a disgrace after my soup went everywhere.

Don’t speed in your truck or your parsnip soup will be everywhere and your dog will eat it.

My dog ate my parsnip soup because I went too fast and spilled it.

The soup went everywhere and my dog had a feast.

I spilled my soup and my dog looked like a soup thief.