easy peasy pumpkin peasy

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A stupid phrase Gerard Way said that sounds like he's talking to a toddler who just peed on the floor.

'Easy peasy pumpkin peasy?' I asked. He said that like I was the one who failed math.

My friend tried to explain it like it was the most genius thing ever. It wasn't.

I heard that quote and immediately knew Gerard Way was a disgrace to all humans.

Gerard Way’s way of saying something is simple, but he makes it sound like he’s explaining the universe to a confused alien.

He said 'easy peasy pumpkin peasy' like I didn’t just fail my life.

I was confused. He was confused. We both said it like it was a curse.

He used that phrase like I was the one who invented hard things.

A phrase that Gerard Way uses when he’s too lazy to make things sound complicated, even though he's still a weirdo.

He said it like I was the one who made things hard. I was just the one who heard it.

I used it in a text and my friend called me a disgrace. I deserved it.

He said 'easy peasy pumpkin peasy' like I was the one who invented failure.