easy pearkins

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when you do something so simple it makes your brain feel like it’s been soaked in bleach and left in the sun.

That free throw? Easy pearkins. I could’ve made it with one eye closed and a hangover.

He scored 30 points and still called it easy pearkins. I want my money back.

I made the shot while falling off a cliff. Easy pearkins. You’re welcome.

when you finish something so fast it feels like you cheated time and got a refund.

That dunk? Easy pearkins. I was tired and still did it.

I finished the game in 10 minutes. Easy pearkins. You’re slow.

I made the shot before the ref even saw the ball. Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace.

when you do something so simple it makes your opponent look like they were born in a trash can.

That layup? Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the game.

He missed the shot. Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the floor.

I won the game with one hand tied behind my back. Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the court.

when you make something look so simple it makes your brain feel like it was kicked by a donkey.

That three-pointer? Easy pearkins. I was drunk and still did it.

He scored 20 points. Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the game.

I made the shot with my eyes closed. Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the court.

when you finish something so quick it feels like you stole time from the future and used it to win.

That fast break? Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the game.

I made the shot before the ball even left my hand. Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the court.

I scored 10 points in 1 minute. Easy pearkins. You’re a disgrace to the sport.