Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to knock someone out of the game faster than a toddler knocks over a tower of Legos.

"You’re out!" he yelled, and I was already on the bench before the ball even touched the ground.

"He struck out like a baby who didn’t get his cookies."

"She got out so fast, the umpire had time to grab a snack."

2

The laziest way to escape a mess, like when you’re stuck in a room with a raccoon and you just open the door.

"I took the easy out and walked away like I was leaving a burning building."

"He took the easy out and didn’t even look back."

"She had the easy out and left me with the raccoon."

3

The cheapest way to get out of a bad situation, like when you’re stuck and you just let yourself die.

"I took the easy out and died before my mom even asked me to do my homework."

"He took the easy out and just died in the middle of the park."

"She took the easy out and let her dog take over her life."

4

When you pick the simplest way to solve a problem, even if it means you’re a total idiot.

"I took the easy out and just quit my job instead of fixing my mistakes."

"He took the easy out and just died instead of talking to his mom."

"She took the easy out and just left the house in a trash can."

5

When you take the easy out before sex, so you don’t have to deal with any of the real stuff.

"I took the easy out before sex and now I’m stuck with a headache."

"He took the easy out before sex and now he’s stuck with a broken leg."

"She took the easy out before sex and now she’s stuck with a raccoon."

6

When you take the easy out and just have sex, no questions asked, no promises, just raw, messy, loud fun.

"I took the easy out and just had sex with my neighbor."

"He took the easy out and just had sex with a goat."

"She took the easy out and just had sex with a plate of nachos."

7

A fancy name for dark chocolate covered espresso beans, which will make you run to the bathroom like a scared kid.

"I ate the easy out and now I’m running to the bathroom like a scared kid."

"He ate the easy out and now he’s running to the park like a scared dog."

"She ate the easy out and now she’s running to the mall like a scared shopper."