easy man

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A phrase you throw at someone who’s having a meltdown because you’re too lazy to fix their problems and you just want them to shut up.
'Easy man,' he said as he walked past the crying kid who spilled his juice all over the floor.
'Easy man,' she muttered as her dog ate her homework.
'Easy man,' he said when his mom yelled at him for breaking the lamp.
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A magical word that makes everything seem okay, even when you just dropped your phone in the toilet and it’s probably dead.
'Easy man,' he said as he pulled his phone out of the toilet and it was still working.
'Easy man,' she said when her dad broke her favorite mug.
'Easy man,' he said after he failed his math test and got a zero.
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