Easy Mac Vagina

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A woman's vagina that makes a loud slurpy noise like when you stir Easy Mac with a spoon. It means she hasn't washed her privates in weeks.

"Easy Mac Vagina? That’s just what I heard when she walked in.", @MacLover420, Twitter

"Stirring Easy Mac is nothing compared to her Easy Mac Vagina.", @DadJokes4Life, DM

"She had an Easy Mac Vagina and a dirty sock in the same sock drawer.", @SocksAndVaginas, Text

When a woman’s vagina sounds like it’s mixing Easy Mac, and it’s a sign she’s been living in a sewer.

"Her Easy Mac Vagina was louder than my blender.", @BlendMaster, Instagram

"That Easy Mac Vagina was like a full-on food fight.", @FoodFightFan, Tweet

"She had an Easy Mac Vagina and a full bag of chips for breakfast.", @ChipEater, DM

A woman’s vagina that makes a messy, slurpy sound like when you stir Easy Mac. It’s a sign she’s been eating out of the trash.

"She walked in and I heard her Easy Mac Vagina. It was like a soup commercial.", @SoupLover, Facebook

"That Easy Mac Vagina was worse than my old dog’s snoring.", @DogPerson123, Text

"She had an Easy Mac Vagina and a burger for breakfast.", @BurgerLover, DM