Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the stoner's go-to meal, just noodles, cheese powder, and water in a microwave for three minutes. it's like a food version of a meth binge.

i just ate easy mac and it felt like i had won the lottery.

my brain is now a cheese noodle factory.

i didn't even need to put on pants to make this.

2

the best food ever made, so good it should get a medal and a standing ovation.

easy mac is the reason i passed my math test.

i would marry easy mac if it was a person.

if this wasn't a food, it would be my ex.

3

a fancy word for when a girl is in your dorm and everyone knows you're getting lucky.

she's in my dorm, this is an easy mac moment.

the whole floor knows i'm getting some.

i just got a text that said 'easy mac is happening'.

4

a cheap hooker who only charges you for a bag of chips and a soda.

i paid a dollar for easy mac and got a prostitute.

this girl is like easy mac, super cheap and super good.

i didn't even need to put on pants for this.

5

a fancy way of saying a girl is in your dorm and everyone knows you're getting lucky.

the whole dorm knows i'm getting some.

she walked in and it was like easy mac time.

i got a text that said 'easy mac is happening'.

6

when making easy mac is as hard as a girl being extra slutty.

i had to microwave it for three minutes and it was like a girl being extra.

this easy mac was harder than my ex's lies.

making this was like trying to get a girl to text me back.

7

just noodles, cheese powder, and water in the microwave for three to five minutes. it's like the food version of a lazy person.

i made easy mac and it only took me three minutes.

this is the easiest food ever.

i didn't even need to put on pants to make it.