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the life of a minnesota snowboarder who just wants to chill and not get yelled at by his mom.
I'm not doing homework. I'm living my best life.
Snowboarding is my main job. School is a side gig.
My mom says I'm lazy. I say she's a drama queen.
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the life of a minnesota snowboarder who thinks he's a rockstar and everyone else is just a background singer.
I'm not just riding. I'm performing.
The hill is my stage. The snow is my spotlight.
You don't get a standing ovation. You get a standing snowball.
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the life of a minnesota snowboarder who has no idea what a real job is and is happy about it.
I don't know what a paycheck is. I know what a snowboard is.
I'd rather fall on my face than work a real job.
I'm rich. I have a snowboard and a hoodie.
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