easy leader

Bro, don’t even think about doubting me or I’ll beat you up in front of everyone

Why would you challenge me? I’ve got your back… and a brick.

Don’t test me, I’ve got a punchline and a grudge.

You don’t get a say, you just walk where I tell you to.

I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. Don’t make me repeat myself.

You don’t get to question me, you just do what I say.

You’re not my problem, I’m your problem.

I’ll take your mess and turn it into a war.

Your stress is my snack, and I’m not done yet.

You don’t get to talk back, you just follow me.

You’re not here to chat, you’re here to listen and obey.

If you don’t shut up, I’ll take you out behind the school.

You don’t need brains, just a loud mouth and a punch.

You’re not here to think, you’re here to yell and fight.

If you can’t be loud, you can’t be mine.

You’re not here to be popular, you’re here to help me win.

Cool is for people who don’t follow me. You’re just here to work.

If you don’t do what I say, you don’t get to be cool.