Easy Juicer

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A girl who leaks like a broken water hose when you touch her.
He said she was an easy juicer after their first date.
She texted him, 'I’m leaking already, don’t make me beg.'
At the party, he called her an easy juicer and everyone laughed.
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A woman who can’t hold her juice and spills it everywhere.
He told her, 'You’re the easiest juicer I’ve ever seen.'
She spilled her juice on his shirt and he called her an easy juicer.
She blurted out, 'I’m an easy juicer, what’s your problem?'
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A lady who squirts so fast you can’t even catch it.
He said she was an easy juicer because she went off in 10 seconds.
She texted, 'I’m an easy juicer, what’s your excuse?'
He called her an easy juicer after she came like a fire hydrant.
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A girl who leaks so much you think she’s going to flood the room.
He said she was an easy juicer and she replied with a laugh.
She leaked so much, he called her an easy juicer in front of her friends.
She texted him, 'I’m an easy juicer, you’re just slow.'
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A woman who can’t wait to let it all out.
He said she was an easy juicer because she came within a minute.
She spilled her juice on him and called him an easy juicer.
He told her, 'You’re the easiest juicer I’ve ever met.'
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A girl who leaks so much you think she’s a fountain.
He called her an easy juicer after she leaked all over his shirt.
She said, 'I’m an easy juicer, you’re just not trying.'
He told her, 'You’re like a fountain, you’re an easy juicer.'
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