Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who will sleep with anyone but still wants a little respect

I dated 12 guys last month but still dumped me for being too clingy.

He’ll bang the barista but won’t text back.

She’ll sleep with the mailman but won’t take my calls.

2

Someone who’ll take your lunch money but still wants a seat at the cool table

He’ll kiss your mom but won’t let you sit with the popular kids.

She’ll date the janitor but won’t be seen with you at lunch.

He’ll take your homework but still wants to be in the group chat.

3

A person who’ll take your pizza but still wants a coupon for free soda

She’ll eat your last slice but won’t give you a soda.

He’ll steal your fries but still wants to be in the group photo.

She’ll take your lunch but still wants to be in the club.

4

A person who’ll take your money but still wants a free pass to the prom

He’ll charge you $20 for a ride but still wants to go to prom with you.

She’ll take your allowance but still wants a seat in the front row.

He’ll borrow your phone but still wants to be in the yearbook.

5

A person who’ll take your time but still wants a reward

She’ll waste your lunch break but still wants a sticker.

He’ll make you wait but still wants a snack.

She’ll take your test answers but still wants an A.

6

A person who’ll take your money but still wants a free meal

He’ll rob you but still wants a taco.

She’ll take your cash but still wants pizza.

He’ll steal your cash but still wants a soda.